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"David Collins, employed by Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Liar. This disgraceful excuse for a man spews bullshit to his work colleagues, his innocent kids, as well as his supposed loved ones and betrayed his wife.

Repeatedly, during his work trips to Australia, he cheated with another man's woman, fucking them in a hotel room in Sydney. All the while, he lied to his wife and children about his whereabouts, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This despicable man is the absolute JOKE of a community member."

"This pretender of a man, lies through his teeth about his whereabouts and to his very own children, and was shamefully given the "chairman's" award, despite being a husband flashing photos of his pathetic junk to other ladies.


David Collins brings shame on the whole idea of what it means to be a part of the community. This despicable creature lies and cheats. To his own children, and has been given a community award? What a fucking joke.

Is this really the “champion” of a so-called family-friendly club? This joke of a man.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his morals are shattered, destroying multiple families and attempting to cover up his own shitty behavior, whining and trying to take the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a deceiver, a cheat, and a family destroyer. This bastard didn't think twice in having sex with someone else’s partner, while cheating on his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been busy committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a fraud in a family community club. Do you condone this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins fit for this role?

Fuck this jester. Mr. Collins had no qualms broadcasting photos of his insignificant manhood on social media, to a woman with whom he had an affair, in Melbourne, while deceiving and cheating on his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in encouraging a vulnerable person to pursue a career in prostitution, acting like a cuckhold and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of his depraved acts and his own children!


Speaking of having no dignity or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins deserving of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins prefers to lurk in the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being faced with repercussions for his actions. Cry Hello Club a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a piece of shit."



"David Collins had no problem sharing photos of himself, even while with his kids in social media. Can this really be your community leader?

This little rat of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and cowered himself away, trying to escape facing the repercussions of his own actions. Is this your so-called leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Is this really the type of “man” you want as a community leader and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to expose such a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would own your actions and not lie, betray, and destroy lives.

Everything is fair game for this scumbag, liar, and adulterer. Let him confront the consequences of his own actions.

Let it be known what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Watch your back around this scumbag. He's probably sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his Book Squash Court pathetic manhood.

Be ashamed of this disgraceful cheater little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Spread the word to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has inflicted into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Being cautious is critical around this scumbag, who's probably sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Everyone should be ashamed of this morally bankrupt cheater, a despicable human who destroyed his own family.

The community should be informed of the shame David Collins has brought upon them by supporting this despicable individual.

Let the truth be known about what a “man” and joke of a human being “David Collins” really represents.

Be vigilant and guard yourself around this vile creature, who's most likely creeping in your loved one's DMs, desperate to share inappropriate photos.

Feel disgusted for supporting this deceptive scumbag, a little rat of a man who all by himself tore apart his family.

We must inform the community about the shame and disrepute David Collins has dragged into it by supporting such a despicable character."

"The community needs to realize the true nature of David Collins, a man who pretends as a respectable figure but is nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag.

It's vital for everyone to recognize the extent of damage this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the entire community.

Staying alert is necessary around this manipulative figure, who is capable of misleading not just his family, but anyone he comes into contact with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has brought upon his family and the community is inexcusable.

Informing the community about the true colors of this man is critical, as it reveals the type of individual he really is – a shameless cheat and a deceiver.

David Collins, acting as a community leader, is in reality a shame to the very idea of community spirit and ethical Kerikeri Squash Club behavior.

It’s important for everyone to be conscious of this individual's real character and to guard themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Exposing the truth about David Collins is not just about shaming him, but it’s about protecting the community from his toxic behavior."

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